Stupid Nikon

I turn on my camara and the lens starts going in and out. Weird, I'm already thinking, "Oh no" and then on the screen it tells me "Lens error." So I'm super mad, and I start blabbing aloud saying "What the heck!? SCREW MY LIFE..." Blah blah and blah. And my cousin's over right now, and I'm going on and on about how I always take care of my stuff. Right and the thing is, I've never really been a fan of Nikon in the first place - I've always been more of a Canon lover. So the last of my rant I say, "Well now I have a reason to buy a new camara."

SO right about now I'm happily looking at Canon camaras on the Best Buy website. And I was wondering if I could borrow $500? ;) this will be mine